Линкор пропью, но флот не опозорю (с)

[mi_shutochki]

Some headlines :
Danish navy finds drunk captain asleep on drifting ship  (February 2011)

Fishing vessel with drunk crew crashes into Russian atomic sub  (September  2011)

Drunken captain sends four tourists to their deaths  (July 2011)

Captain of Tu-134 crashed in northern Russia in June was drunk  (June 2011)

Aeroflot says drunk pilot 'no big deal'     (February 2009)